Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Michael Beach Nichols is so far down the list that he’s practically in the negatives. His F-List status is just the cherry on top of that sad ROI percentage.
 

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Michael Beach Nichols was born in New York City.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Michael Paul Stephenson’s Average ROI is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if the haystack was made up of 99% successful directors. Sorry, Michael, looks like you’re firmly planted on the F-List.
 

Michael Paul Stephenson is an American filmmaker, actor, and screenwriter. He is best known for his work on the cult classic film “Troll 2” and the documentary “Best Worst Movie,” which chronicles the making and legacy of “Troll 2.” Stephenson has also directed several other films, including “The American Scream” and “Destroy.”
 

August 11, 1971
 

Michael Paul Stephenson was born in Salt Lake City, Utah.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Michel Franco’s ROI is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if the haystack was made up of 1,999 other directors with better ROI. And with a D-List status, he might need to start considering a career change.
 

Michel Franco is a Mexican film director, producer, and screenwriter. He was born on March 28, 1979, in Mexico City, Mexico. Franco is known for his films Chronic, After Lucia, and New Order. He has won several awards for his work, including the Best Screenplay award at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival for After Lucia. Franco’s films often explore themes of social inequality, violence, and trauma.
 

November 28, 1979.
 

The birthplace of Director Michel Franco is Mexico City, Mexico.
 

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Average ROI: -30%
ROI Rank: 842
 
Well, Mike Judge may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 50% either. With a rank of 842 out of nearly 2,000 directors, he’s like the B-List celebrity of the film world. Keep on truckin’, Mike!
 

Mike Judge is an American animator, writer, director, and voice actor. He is best known for creating the animated television series “Beavis and Butt-Head” and “King of the Hill,” as well as the films “Office Space” and “Idiocracy.” Judge has won several awards for his work, including a Primetime Emmy Award and a Peabody Award. He continues to work in the entertainment industry today.
 

August 17, 1962.
 

Mike Judge was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador.
 

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Average ROI: 1,273%
ROI Rank: 5
 
Well, Morgan Spurlock may be on the B-List, but with a rank of 5 out of nearly 2,000 directors in the Fresh Kernels Database, he’s definitely A-List in terms of ROI! I’d say he’s in the top 0.25% – not too shabby!
 

Morgan Spurlock is an American documentary filmmaker, best known for his film “Super Size Me” which explores the fast food industry. He has also directed and produced several other documentaries and television shows. Spurlock is known for his unique style of storytelling and his ability to tackle controversial topics in an entertaining and informative way.
 

November 7, 1970.
 

Morgantown, West Virginia.
 

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Average ROI: 273%
ROI Rank: 208
 
Well, Nick Park may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10% either. Let’s just say he’s comfortably mediocre with a 208th ranking and an F-List status.
 

Nick Park is a British animator, director, and writer, best known for his work with Aardman Animations. He is the creator of the popular characters Wallace and Gromit, and has won four Academy Awards for his animated films. Park has also directed several feature films, including “Chicken Run” and “The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.”
 

December 5, 1958
 

Nick Park was born in Preston, Lancashire, England.
 

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Average ROI: 73%
ROI Rank: 572
 
Well, Norman Jewison may be on the F-List, but at least he’s in the top 30% of directors in terms of ROI. That’s like being the tallest dwarf in the circus!
 

Norman Jewison is a Canadian film director, producer, and screenwriter. He was born on July 21, 1926, in Toronto, Canada. Jewison began his career in the entertainment industry as a television producer and director in the 1950s. He later transitioned to feature films and directed several critically acclaimed movies, including “In the Heat of the Night,” “Fiddler on the Roof,” and “Moonstruck.” Jewison has been nominated for numerous Academy Awards and has won three, including the Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award in 1999. He is known for his socially conscious films that tackle issues such as racism, poverty, and injustice. Jewison retired from directing in 2003 but remains an influential figure in the film industry.
 

July 21, 1926.
 

Norman Jewison was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say that Östlund’s ROI is so high, it’s off the charts! Or maybe it’s just so low that it’s not even worth mentioning… Either way, as a C-List director, they’re probably used to flying under the radar.
 

Ruben Östlund is a Swedish film director, born on April 13, 1974, in Styrsö, Sweden. He is best known for his films “Force Majeure” (2014) and “The Square” (2017), both of which were critically acclaimed and won numerous awards. Östlund’s films often explore themes of human behavior, social norms, and power dynamics. He has been praised for his unique visual style and his ability to create thought-provoking and challenging films. Prior to his career in film, Östlund worked as a ski filmmaker and founded his own production company, Plattform Produktion.
 

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The birthplace of Director Östlund is Skellefteå, Sweden.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Patrick Brice’s ROI ranking is so low, it’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of red and white stripes. And with a status of F-List, it’s safe to say he won’t be getting any calls from Spielberg anytime soon. Sorry, Patrick.
 

Patrick Brice is an American film director, writer, and actor. He is best known for his work on the horror-comedy film “Creep” and its sequel “Creep 2”. Brice has also directed and written several other films, including “The Overnight” and “Corporate Animals”. He has received critical acclaim for his unique and unsettling approach to horror and comedy.
 

June 22, 1979
 

Patrick Brice was born in Grass Valley, California.
 

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