Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Dan Sturman’s ROI ranking is so low, it’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of red and white stripes. And with a status of F-List, it’s safe to say he won’t be getting any calls from Hollywood anytime soon. Sorry, Dan.
 

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May 31, 1965
 

Dan Sturman was born in the United States.
 

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Average ROI: 68%
ROI Rank: 591
 
Well, Daniele Luchetti may not be at the top of the Fresh Kernels Database in terms of Average ROI, but at least they’re not at the bottom! Let’s just say they’re in the top 30%…which is still better than being on the F-List.
 

Daniele Luchetti is an Italian film director, screenwriter, and actor. He was born on May 25, 1960, in Rome, Italy. Luchetti began his career as a screenwriter and later transitioned to directing. He has directed several critically acclaimed films, including “My Brother Is an Only Child,” “La Nostra Vita,” and “Those Happy Years.” Luchetti’s films often explore themes of family, politics, and social issues. He has won several awards for his work, including the Best Director award at the Venice Film Festival for “My Brother Is an Only Child.”
 

September 25, 1960.
 

Daniele Luchetti was born in Rome, Italy.
 

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Average ROI: 43%
ROI Rank: 665
 
Well, David F. Sandberg may be ranked 665 out of nearly 2,000 directors in the Fresh Kernels Database, but hey, at least he’s not in the bottom 50%…right? And let’s not forget, he’s a solid B-Lister, which is like being the middle child of Hollywood. Not too shabby!
 

David F. Sandberg is a Swedish film director known for his work in the horror genre. He gained recognition for his short film “Lights Out,” which he later adapted into a feature film. Sandberg has also directed the horror films “Annabelle: Creation” and “Shazam!” He is known for his use of practical effects and his ability to create tension and scares through sound and lighting.
 

July 21, 1981.
 

David F. Sandberg was born in Sweden.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say David Mirkin’s ROI ranking is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if the haystack was made up of 1,999 other directors. And with a status of F-List, it’s safe to say he won’t be getting any calls from Hollywood anytime soon. Sorry, David.
 

David Mirkin is an American television and film director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work on the television series The Simpsons, where he served as showrunner and executive producer. Mirkin has also directed several films, including Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion and Heartbreakers. He has won several awards for his work, including a Primetime Emmy Award for his work on The Simpsons.
 

March 17, 1955
 

David Mirkin was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say de Clermont-Tonnerre’s Average ROI puts them in the top [insert low percentage here] of directors in the Fresh Kernels Database. But with a Status of F-List, they might want to consider a career change…maybe to accounting?
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Desiree Akhavan’s ROI ranking is somewhere between “I made a profit selling lemonade on the corner” and “I invested in a pyramid scheme.” But hey, at least they’re not on the Z-list, right? #DListStruggles
 

Desiree Akhavan is an Iranian-American filmmaker, writer, and actress. She is best known for her feature films “Appropriate Behavior” and “The Miseducation of Cameron Post,” which won the Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival in 2018. Akhavan is also known for her work on the HBO series “Girls” and her own series “The Bisexual.” She is an advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and representation in film and television.
 

July 11, 1984.
 

Desiree Akhavan was born in New York City.
 

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Average ROI: 485%
ROI Rank: 69
 
Well, Don Siegel may be ranked 69th in the Fresh Kernels Database, but at least he’s not on the F-List like some other directors. And hey, 69% is still a passing grade, right?
 

Don Siegel was an American film director and producer, known for his work in the film noir and action genres. He directed over 40 films in his career, including classics such as “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” and “Dirty Harry.” Siegel was known for his efficient and economical style of filmmaking, and his ability to create tension and suspense on screen. He passed away in 1991 at the age of 78.
 

October 25, 1912
 

Don Siegel was born in Chicago, Illinois.
 

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Average ROI: 5%
ROI Rank: 764
 
Well, Ed Harris may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10% either. And with his A-List status, he’s still living the Hollywood dream!
 

Ed Harris is an American actor, producer, and director. He was born on November 28, 1950, in New Jersey. Harris began his career in the late 1970s and has since appeared in numerous films and television shows. He has been nominated for four Academy Awards and has won several other awards for his work in the entertainment industry. While Harris has directed a few films, including “Pollock” and “Appaloosa,” he is primarily known for his acting career.
 

November 28, 1950.
 

Ed Harris was born in Tenafly, New Jersey.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, Elite Zexer may not have a rank in the Fresh Kernels Database, but I’m pretty sure they’re somewhere in the 99.9% percentile of D-List directors. Keep reaching for the stars, Elite!
 

Elite Zexer is an Israeli film director and screenwriter. She is best known for her debut feature film, Sand Storm, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2016 and won the Grand Jury Prize in the World Cinema Dramatic category. Zexer has also directed several short films and documentaries, and her work has been screened at festivals around the world.
 

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The birthplace of Director Elite Zexer is Tel Aviv, Israel.
 

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Average ROI: 101%
ROI Rank: 504
 
Well, Eric Byler may be ranked 504 out of nearly 2,000 directors in the Fresh Kernels Database, but hey, at least he’s not on the Z-list! And with a solid 75% ROI, he’s definitely not a total flop.
 

Eric Byler is an American film director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his independent films, including “Charlotte Sometimes” and “Americanese.” Byler’s work often explores themes of identity, race, and relationships. He has also directed episodes of television shows such as “The Wire” and “Treme.”
 

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The birthplace of Director Eric Byler is Pullman, Washington.
 

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