Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Tom Piozet’s Average ROI is so low, it’s like he’s competing in the “Participation Trophy” category with a 0% success rate. Sorry, Tom, looks like you’re firmly on the F-List.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Torquil Jones is so far down the list that they might need a map and a compass to find their way back up to the top. With a status of F-List and a rank of NA, I’d say they’re in the bottom 1% of directors in terms of Average ROI. Sorry, Torquil.
 

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The birthplace of Director Torquil Jones is Edinburgh, Scotland.
 

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Average ROI: 3%
ROI Rank: 768
 
Well, Vincent Gallo may be a C-List director, but at least he’s in the top 40% of the Fresh Kernels Database in terms of ROI. That’s something, right?
 

Vincent Gallo is an American film director, actor, and musician. He was born on April 11, 1961, in Buffalo, New York. Gallo began his career as a musician, playing in several bands before transitioning to acting in the 1980s. He gained critical acclaim for his role in the 1998 film “Buffalo ’66,” which he also wrote and directed. Gallo has since directed several other films, including “The Brown Bunny” and “Promises Written in Water.” He is known for his unconventional style and controversial statements.
 

April 11, 1961.
 

Vincent Gallo was born in Buffalo, New York.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say that W. Murnau’s ROI is so low, it’s practically underground. We’re talking single digits here, folks. And with a status of F-List, it’s safe to say that this director won’t be making any blockbuster hits anytime soon. Sorry, W. Murnau.
 

W. Murnau, also known as Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau, was a German film director who was active during the silent era of cinema. He is best known for his films “Nosferatu” (1922), “Faust” (1926), and “Sunrise” (1927), which won three Academy Awards at the first-ever ceremony in 1929. Murnau was known for his innovative use of camera angles and lighting techniques, which helped to establish the visual language of cinema. He died in a car accident in 1931 at the age of 42.
 

December 28, 1888.
 

Director W. Murnau was born in Bielefeld, Germany.
 

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Average ROI: 510%
ROI Rank: 60
 
Well, Will Gluck may be ranked 60th in the Fresh Kernels Database, but at least he’s not on the F-List like some other directors. And hey, 60th place out of nearly 2,000 directors is still in the top 3%, so he’s basically a Hollywood superstar in my book.
 

Will Gluck is an American film director, producer, and screenwriter. He is best known for directing the films “Easy A,” “Friends with Benefits,” and “Annie.” Gluck began his career as a writer and producer for television shows such as “The John Larroquette Show” and “Grosse Pointe.” He made his directorial debut with the 2009 film “Fired Up!” before going on to direct several successful comedies.
 

July 21, 1967
 

Will Gluck was born in New York City, USA.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, Yann Demange may not have a specific rank in the Fresh Kernels Database, but I’m pretty sure they’re somewhere in the 99.9% percentile. And with a status of F-List, they’re probably just happy to be included at all.
 

Yann Demange is a French-Algerian film director, known for his work on the critically acclaimed film “71” and the HBO series “Lovecraft Country”. He was born in Paris in 1977 and grew up in London. Demange began his career directing music videos before transitioning to feature films. He has been praised for his ability to create tension and suspense in his work, as well as his attention to detail and authenticity.
 

September 23, 1977.
 

Yann Demange was born in Paris, France.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Adamma Ebo’s ROI is so low, they’re practically in the negatives. They might want to consider a career change to something with a higher success rate, like professional rock-paper-scissors. And with a status of F-List, it looks like they’re already halfway there. Sorry, Adamma.
 

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The birthplace of Director Adamma Ebo is unknown to me.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Alain Resnais is so far down the list that he’s practically in the negatives. His ROI percentage is probably lower than the chance of winning the lottery. Sorry, Alain, looks like you’re stuck on the F-List.
 

Alain Resnais was a French film director known for his innovative and experimental approach to filmmaking. He was born on June 3, 1922, in Vannes, France, and began his career as a documentary filmmaker before transitioning to feature films. Resnais is best known for his films Hiroshima Mon Amour (1959), Last Year at Marienbad (1961), and Providence (1977). He was a key figure in the French New Wave movement and was known for his use of non-linear storytelling and unconventional narrative structures. Resnais passed away on March 1, 2014, in Paris, France, at the age of 91.
 

June 3, 1922.
 

Alain Resnais was born in Vannes, France.
 

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Average ROI: 134%
ROI Rank: 415
 
Well, Alessandro Carloni may be on the F-List, but at least they’re in the top 21% of directors in terms of Average ROI in the Fresh Kernels Database. Keep climbing that ladder, Carloni!
 

Alessandro Carloni is an Italian-American animator and film director. He is best known for co-directing the DreamWorks animated film “Kung Fu Panda 3” with Jennifer Yuh Nelson. Prior to his work on “Kung Fu Panda 3,” Carloni worked as an animator on several DreamWorks films, including “How to Train Your Dragon,” “Madagascar,” and “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.” Unknown.
 

August 29, 1974.
 

Alessandro Carloni was born in Italy.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Alexandria Bombach’s ROI ranking is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if that haystack was made up of 1,999 other directors. And with a status of F-List, it looks like she’s not exactly the belle of the ball in Hollywood.
 

Alexandria Bombach is an American documentary filmmaker known for her work on films such as “On Her Shoulders” and “Frame by Frame”. She has won numerous awards for her work, including the Sundance Film Festival’s Directing Award in 2018. Bombach is known for her ability to tell powerful stories that shed light on important social issues.
 

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