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The Gingerbread Man

 

The Gingerbread Man (1997)

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Movie Reviews51%
R
1998, Mystery & thriller, 1h 55m
RT Critics’ Score: 59% (BIAS DETECTED)
RT Audience Score: 26%
Awards & Nominations: NA

 

Critics Consensus

The Gingerbread Man, a film that attempts to blend neo-noir and legal thriller genres, falls short of its potential. Despite the efforts of director Robert Altman and writer John Grisham, the film lacks the necessary charm and intrigue to captivate its audience. While Altman’s use of difficult shots and Chungwei’s striking images are memorable, they fail to make up for the lackluster plot and uninspired performances. The film’s attempts at humor and satire fall flat, leaving the viewer with a sense of disappointment. Overall, The Gingerbread Man is a forgettable addition to the neo-noir genre.
 

Audience Consensus

The Gingerbread Man is like a cookie that’s been left out for too long – stale and unappetizing. Despite the star-studded cast and the promise of a neo-noir thriller, the film falls flat. It’s a shame because Robert Altman’s direction and the cinematography are impressive, but the story and characters are forgettable. If you’re looking for a movie to watch, you’re better off baking some fresh gingerbread cookies instead.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

Lawyer Rick Magruder has a one-night-stand affair with caterer Mallory Doss. He becomes hooked on her, and when he learns her nut-case father Dixon is threatening her, he puts the weight of his law firm behind Mallory, has Dixon arrested and subpoenas her ex-husband Pete to testify against Dixon in court. Dixon is sent to an asylum, but escapes from there and the lives of many people are in danger.

 
Production Company(ies)
Agi Orsi Productions, Forever Films, Quicksilver Entertainment,
 
Distributor
NA
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Guyton, Georgia, USA
 
MPAA / Certificate
Rated R for some sexuality, violence and language
 
Year of Release
1998
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby Digital
  • Aspect ratio:
    1.37 : 11.85 : 1
  • Runtime:
    NA
  • Language(s):
    English
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Streaming): Jan 6, 2004

 
Genre(s)
Mystery & thriller
 
Keyword(s)
starring Kenneth Branagh, Embeth Davidtz, Robert Downey Jr., Daryl Hannah, Tom Berenger, Famke Janssen, Robert Duvall, directed by Robert Altman, written by Clyde Hayes, Mystery & Thriller, box office gross $1.5M, reviewed by Mike Clark, Rick Groen, Jack Mathews, Roger Ebert, Janet Maslin, Jonathan Rosenbaum, Nicholas Bell, Shawn Glinis, Cole Smithey, Emanuel Levy, Jeremy C Fox, Lori Hoffman, R MPAA rating, produced by Jeremy Tannenbaum, lawyer, one-night stand, troubled woman, stalking, mental institution, neo-noir thriller, off-kilter promise, John Grisham, lurid sincerity, hackneyed story, support staff, charmless, top horror movies, RT Podcasts, most anticipated movies, MCU movies ranked by Tomatometer, renewed & cancelled TV shows 2022, best 2022 horror movies ranked by Tomatometer, TV premiere dates 2022, worst horror movies of all time, best Netflix series & shows
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $1,677,131
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $3,077,772
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 2,312
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 335,635
 
US/Canada gross: $1,677,131
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $3,077,772
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,932
US/Canada opening weekend: $118,278
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $217,057
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,640
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $25,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $45,878,525
Production budget ranking: 860
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $24,705,586
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): -$67,506,339
ROI to date (est.): -96%
ROI ranking: 2,000

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Kenneth BranaghRick MagruderEmbeth DavidtzMallory DossRobert Downey Jr.
Kenneth Branagh
Rick Magruder
Embeth Davidtz
Mallory Doss
Robert Downey Jr.
Rick Magruder
Mallory Doss
Clyde Pell
Lois Harlan
Pete Randle
Kenneth Branagh – Rick Magruder
Embeth Davidtz – Mallory Doss
Robert Downey Jr. – Clyde Pell
Daryl Hannah – Lois Harlan
Tom Berenger – Pete Randle
Famke Janssen – Leeanne Magruder
Director – Robert Altman
Producer – Jeremy Tannenbaum
Writer – Clyde Hayes

 

Robert AltmanClyde HayesJeremy Tannenbaum
Robert Altman
Clyde Hayes
Jeremy Tannenbaum
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Robert Altman
 
Writer(s)
Clyde Hayes
 
Producer(s)
Jeremy Tannenbaum

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
NA
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Mike ClarkRick GroenJack MathewsRoger EbertJanet Maslin
Mike Clark
Rick Groen
Jack Mathews
Roger Ebert
Janet Maslin
USA Today
Globe and Mail
Los Angeles Times
Chicago Sun-Times
New York Times
THE GINGERBREAD MAN
 All Critics (44) | Top Critics (13) | Fresh (26) | Rotten (18)
 The Gingerbread Man, a neo-noir thriller that unwinds with off-kilter promise, is the big yawn.
 
 January 9, 2018 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Mike Clark
 USA Today
 TOP CRITIC
 Robert Altman the up-and- down director meets John Grisham the constant mediocrity. Just where, in our hypothetical picture, should we place that unlikely scene?
 
 April 25, 2003 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 Rick Groen
 Globe and Mail
 TOP CRITIC
 Altman had a fine time composing difficult shots, through screens, bushes and sheets of rain, and Chungwei’s images, sometimes delicate, sometimes harsh, stick with you long after you’ve forgotten their context.
 
 February 14, 2001
 
 Jack Mathews
 Los Angeles Times
 TOP CRITIC
 That it seems a step up from sensationalism is because Grisham has a sure sense of time and place, and Altman and his actors invest the material with a kind of lurid sincerity.
 
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Roger Ebert
 Chicago Sun-Times
 TOP CRITIC
 With unexpected success, Robert Altman plays a John Grisham mystery in a seductive new key.
 
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 4/5
 
 Janet Maslin
 New York Times
 TOP CRITIC
 Unless one counts a few running gibes against lawyers that can easily be imagined coming from Grisham, Altman basically chooses to treat this hackneyed story straight.
 
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 1/4
 
 Jonathan Rosenbaum
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 More entertaining than the narrative’s predictable beats are the swaths of dialogue floating in and out of focus from the support staff at Magruder’s firm.
 
 August 18, 2020 | Rating: 3/5
 
 Nicholas Bell
 IONCINEMA.com
 Unfortunately, the film remains relatively charmless.
 
 December 6, 2018
 
 Shawn Glinis
 Film Inquiry
 February 23, 2008 | Rating: 3/5
 
 Cole Smithey
 ColeSmithey.com
 July 31, 2005 | Rating: C
 
 Emanuel Levy
 EmanuelLevy.Com
 Grisham interpreted through Altman’s sensability is Grisham made richer, more comic, and less predictable in its easy duality.
 
 May 3, 2005 | Rating: 4/5
 
 Jeremy C. Fox
 Pajiba
 April 27, 2005 | Rating: 1/5
 
 Lori Hoffman
 Atlantic City Weekly…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Lawyer Rick Magruder has a one-night-stand affair with caterer Mallory Doss. He becomes hooked on her, and when he learns her nut-case father Dixon is threatening her, he puts the weight of his law firm behind Mallory, has Dixon arrested and subpoenas her ex-husband Pete to testify against Dixon in court. Dixon is sent to an asylum, but escapes from there and the lives of many people are in danger.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
Robert Duvall plays the unhinged father in The Gingerbread Man.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

 
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The Devils Own

 

The Devil’s Own (1997)

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Movie Reviews51%
R
1997, Drama/Crime, 1h 50m
RT Critics’ Score: 35% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 41%
Awards & Nominations: 1 nomination

 

Critics Consensus

The Devil’s Own is a film that attempts to tackle the complex issues of morality and political conflict, but ultimately falls short due to its lack of clear direction and pacing issues. While the star power of Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt is undeniable, their charisma can only do so much to compensate for a muddled plot and inconsistent character development. The film’s attempts to present itself as a weighty and important piece of cinema are ultimately undermined by its lack of focus and relevance to the plot. In the end, The Devil’s Own is a forgettable and disappointing entry in the political thriller genre.
 

Audience Consensus

The Devil’s Own is a movie that tries to be about Something Important, but ends up being about nothing much at all. It’s like when you order a fancy dish at a restaurant and it looks great, but then you take a bite and it’s just meh. The only saving grace of this movie is the charisma of Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt, but even that can’t make up for the slow pacing and lack of direction. It’s a shame because the premise had potential, but in the end, it’s just another forgettable political suspense film.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

A thriller about an IRA gunman who draws an American family into the crossfire of terrorism. Frankie McGuire is one of the IRA’s deadliest assassins. But when he is sent to the U.S. to buy weapons, Frankie is housed with the family of Tom O’Meara, a New York cop who knows nothing about Frankie’s real identity. Their surprising friendship, and Tom’s growing suspicions, force Frankie to choose between the promise of peace or a lifetime of murder.

 
Production Company(ies)
DENTSU Music And Entertainment, Nibariki Nippon Television, Network
 
Distributor
Sony Pictures Entertainment, Columbia Pictures, Columbia Tristar
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Clogherhead, County Louth, Ireland
 
MPAA / Certificate
Rated R for strong brutal violence, and for language
 
Year of Release
1997
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    SDDS Dolby Digital
  • Aspect ratio:
    2.39 : 1
  • Runtime:
    1h 50m
  • Language(s):
    English, Spanish
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): Mar 26, 1997 Original
    Release Date (Streaming): May 22, 2001

 
Genre(s)
Drama/Crime
 
Keyword(s)
starring Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Margaret Colin, Rubén Blades, Treat Williams, George Hearn, directed by Alan J Pakula, written by Vincent Patrick, Kevin Jarre, drama, crime, mystery & thriller, R rating, box office performance, budget, reviewed by Duane Byrge, David Ansen, Carol Buckland, Ruthe Stein, Roger Ebert, James Berardinelli, Dennis Schwartz, Joe Leydon, Tim Brayton, Bill Chambers, Rob Gonsalves, produced by Lawrence Gordon, Robert F Colesberry
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $140,807,547
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $262,476,653
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 560
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 28,623,408
 
US/Canada gross: $42,868,348
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $79,910,067
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 861
US/Canada opening weekend: $14,274,503
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $26,608,828
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 515
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $90,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $167,767,278
Production budget ranking: 181
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $90,342,679
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): $4,366,697
ROI to date (est.): 2%
ROI ranking: 1,389

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Harrison FordTom O'MearaBrad PittRory DevaneyFrancis Austin McGuire
Harrison Ford
Tom O’Meara
Brad Pitt
Rory Devaney
Francis Austin McGuire
Tom O’Meara
Rory Devaney
Francis Austin McGuire
Sheila O’Meara
Edwin Diaz
Harrison Ford – Tom O’Meara
Brad Pitt – Rory Devaney, Francis Austin McGuire
Margaret Colin – Sheila O’Meara
Rubén Blades – Edwin Diaz
Treat Williams – Billy Burke
George Hearn – Peter Fitzsimmons

 

Alan J. PakulaVincent PatrickLawrence GordonRobert F. Colesberry
Alan J. Pakula
Vincent Patrick
Lawrence Gordon
Robert F. Colesberry
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Alan J. Pakula
 
Writer(s)
Vincent Patrick, Kevin Jarre
 
Producer(s)
Lawrence Gordon, Robert F. Colesberry

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
1 nomination
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Duane ByrgeDavid AnsenCarol BucklandRuthe SteinRoger Ebert
Duane Byrge
David Ansen
Carol Buckland
Ruthe Stein
Roger Ebert
Hollywood Reporter
Newsweek
CNN.com
San Francisco Chronicle
Chicago Sun-Times
THE DEVIL’S OWN
 All Critics (40) | Top Critics (11) | Fresh (14) | Rotten (26)
 A beguiling but ultimately leaden tale of moral conflict.
 
 April 2, 2020
 
 Duane Byrge
 Hollywood Reporter
 TOP CRITIC
 Fortunately for us (and for Pakula), Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt are bona fide movie stars: their charisma is a considerable compensation.
 
 February 28, 2018
 
 David Ansen
 Newsweek
 TOP CRITIC
 While this film runs almost two hours, it seems longer because of the pacing.
 
 January 5, 2018
 
 Carol Buckland
 CNN.com
 TOP CRITIC
 June 18, 2002 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Ruthe Stein
 San Francisco Chronicle
 TOP CRITIC
 The film should make it clear whether it considers the Brad Pitt character to be a hero or villain. My best guess is, he’s a villain given a moral touch-up because he’s also a movie star.
 
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 Roger Ebert
 Chicago Sun-Times
 TOP CRITIC
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 James Berardinelli
 ReelViews
 TOP CRITIC
 An engrossing but disappointing big-budget political suspense film, that never becomes exceptional.
 
 March 26, 2016 | Rating: B-
 
 Dennis Schwartz
 Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews
 The good news is, The Devil’s Own doesn’t live down to its reputation.
 
 July 19, 2014
 
 Joe Leydon
 The Moving Picture Show
 Presents itself as being about Something Important, whereas in fact it is really about nothing very much at all.
 
 January 26, 2010 | Rating: 4/10
 
 Tim Brayton
 Antagony & Ecstasy
 Finally just another schoolmarmish prestige piece touting America’s moral superiority
 
 July 16, 2008 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Bill Chambers
 Film Freak Central
 What’s left is a lot of moral grappling, not all of which has one iota of relevance to the plot.
 
 July 30, 2007 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Rob Gonsalves
 eFilmCritic.com
 A cobbled-together mess of conflicting tones.
 
 September 18, 2005 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Michael Dequina
 TheMovieReport.com…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
A thriller about an IRA gunman who draws an American family into the crossfire of terrorism. Frankie McGuire is one of the IRA’s deadliest assassins. But when he is sent to the U.S. to buy weapons, Frankie is housed with the family of Tom O’Meara, a New York cop who knows nothing about Frankie’s real identity. Their surprising friendship, and Tom’s growing suspicions, force Frankie to choose between the promise of peace or a lifetime of murder.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
No goofy or funny or odd comments were found in the Fresh Kernels database for The Devil’s Own.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

 
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Eraser

 

Eraser (1996)

NEUTRAL
Various
Movie Reviews51%
R
1996, Action, 1h 55m
RT Critics’ Score: 39% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 39%
Awards & Nominations: Nominated for 1 Oscar
3 wins & 2 nominations total

 

Critics Consensus

Eraser’s shoot-’em-up action might show off some cutting edge weaponry, but its rote story is embarrassingly obsolete
 

Audience Consensus

Eraser is the kind of movie that you watch when you’re in the mood for some mindless action and explosions. It’s not going to win any awards for its plot or acting, but it’s still a fun ride. Arnold Schwarzenegger is his usual tough-guy self, and the stunts are impressive, even if they do seem a bit desperate at times. Overall, if you’re looking for a movie to turn your brain off and just enjoy some bone-crunching diversion, Eraser is a solid choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good cheesy ’90s action flick?
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

U.S. Marshal deputy John Kruger is one of the toughest Marshals, his methods are to “Erase” The identities of his witnesses he is assigned to protect. Meanwhile, a woman named Lee Cullen who works for a corporation named Cyrez performed an undercover job for the FBI to unveil a top secret weapon which uses an electromagnetic pulse to dispatch targets. Cyrez discovered this about Lee and are now out to kill her, Kruger’s job is now to protect Lee so she can testify against Cyrez. But, when Kruger was assigned to perform a job with another Marshal named Robert Deguerin, he discovers that Deguerin is behind some kind of scam that will involve the EM Gun, which will change hands to a Russian criminal if Kruger does not stop them, Kruger must not only protect Lee’s life but his own.

 
Production Company(ies)
Newmarket Capital Group Team Todd I Remember Productions,
 
Distributor
Warner Bros. Pictures
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Santa Clarita, California, USA
 
MPAA / Certificate
Rated R for violent action throughout and some language
 
Year of Release
1996
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby Digital SDDS DTS
  • Aspect ratio:
    2.39 : 1
  • Runtime:
    1h 55m
  • Language(s):
    English
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): Jun 21, 1996 Wide
    Release Date (Streaming): Aug 22, 1997

 
Genre(s)
Action
 
Keyword(s)
Eraser, Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan, Vanessa Williams, Chuck Russell, Walon Green, Tony Puryear, Anne Kopelson, Arnold Kopelson, Action, R, Box Office, Budget, Reviewed by Jonathan Rosenbaum, Anne Billson, Gene Siskel, Lisa Schwarzbaum, Susan Stark, Richard Corliss, Sheila Reid, Mikel Zorrilla, MPAA Rating, Warner Bros Pictures, Surround, Stereo, Scope, 2.35:1, Witness Protection, Arms Corporation, Terrorists, Rogue Enemy Agents, Shoot-’em-up Action, Cutting Edge Weaponry, Rote Story, Embarrassingly Obsolete
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $242,295,562
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $462,480,565
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 315
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 50,434,086
 
US/Canada gross: $101,295,562
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $193,347,449
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 368
US/Canada opening weekend: $24,566,446
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $46,891,093
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 257
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $100,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $190,874,551
Production budget ranking: 132
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $102,785,946
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): $168,820,069
ROI to date (est.): 57%
ROI ranking: 1,112

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Arnold SchwarzeneggerJames CaanVanessa WilliamsJames CoburnRobert Pastorelli
Arnold Schwarzenegger
James Caan
Vanessa Williams
James Coburn
Robert Pastorelli
John “The Eraser” Kruger
Robert Deguerin
Lee Cullen
Chief Beller
Johnny Castelone
Arnold Schwarzenegger – John “The Eraser” Kruger
James Caan – Robert Deguerin
Vanessa Williams – Lee Cullen
James Coburn – Chief Beller
Robert Pastorelli – Johnny Castelone
James Cromwell – William Donohue
Director – Chuck Russell
Producers – Arnold Kopelson, Anne Kopelson
Writers – Walon Green, Tony Puryear

 

Chuck RussellWalon GreenArnold KopelsonAnne Kopelson
Chuck Russell
Walon Green
Arnold Kopelson
Anne Kopelson
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Chuck Russell
 
Writer(s)
Walon Green, Walon Green, Tony Puryear
 
Producer(s)
Arnold Kopelson, Anne Kopelson

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
Nominated for 1 Oscar
3 wins & 2 nominations total
 
Academy Awards
Oscar Nominees
 

Top Reviews
Jonathan RosenbaumAnne BillsonGene SiskelLisa SchwarzbaumSusan Stark
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Anne Billson
Gene Siskel
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Susan Stark
Chicago Reader
Daily Telegraph (UK)
Chicago Tribune
Entertainment Weekly
Detroit News
ERASER
 All Critics (52) | Top Critics (18) | Fresh (21) | Rotten (31)
 A few of the set pieces are fussy or overly extended, but the rest is tolerable bone-crunching diversion.
 
 June 14, 2022
 
 Jonathan Rosenbaum
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 The stunts, even show-stopping ones such as our man throwing himself out of a plane without a parachute and landing on a car without sustaining injury, have an air of desperation about them.
 
 November 27, 2017
 
 Anne Billson
 Daily Telegraph (UK)
 TOP CRITIC
 Eraser is totally meaningless summertime entertainment, but it means something, I suppose, that it has been done so well.
 
 August 23, 2017 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Gene Siskel
 Chicago Tribune
 TOP CRITIC
 September 7, 2011 | Rating: B
 
 Lisa Schwarzbaum
 Entertainment Weekly
 TOP CRITIC
 October 18, 2008 | Rating: 1/4
 
 Susan Stark
 Detroit News
 TOP CRITIC
 Welcome back, big guy.
 
 August 24, 2008
 
 Richard Corliss
 TIME Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 I know it sounds very predictable, but it’s actually better than you expect and Vanessa makes it much more tolerable.
 
 May 31, 2022
 
 Sheila Reid
 Women in the Life
 Spectacle above all else. [Full review in Spanish]
 
 December 15, 2021
 
 Mikel Zorrilla
 Espinof
 Defying the boundaries of realism – by walking a fine line between amusing and obnoxious – always seems easy for Arnold.
 
 September 11, 2020 | Rating: 6/10
 
 Mike Massie
 Gone With The Twins
 Although Eraser offered the first signs that cinema audiences were no longer willing to swallow Arnie in any old action vehicle served up to them, there is still enough cheesy lowbrow moments to make this tale… deliver on the small screen.
 
 May 4, 2020 | Rating: 3/5
 
 Leigh Paatsch
 Herald Sun (Australia)
 ’90s Schwarzenegger action movie is extremely violent.
 
 August 15, 2018 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Brian Costello
 Common Sense Media
 It’s the sort of plot you’ve seen so many times before that you forget exactly where you’ve seen it before, though you know it probably worked better then.
 
 July 30, 2007 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Rob Gonsalves
 eFilmCritic.com…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
U.S. Marshal deputy John Kruger is one of the toughest Marshals, his methods are to “Erase” The identities of his witnesses he is assigned to protect. Meanwhile, a woman named Lee Cullen who works for a corporation named Cyrez performed an undercover job for the FBI to unveil a top secret weapon which uses an electromagnetic pulse to dispatch targets. Cyrez discovered this about Lee and are now out to kill her, Kruger’s job is now to protect Lee so she can testify against Cyrez. But, when Kruger was assigned to perform a job with another Marshal named Robert Deguerin, he discovers that Deguerin is behind some kind of scam that will involve the EM Gun, which will change hands to a Russian criminal if Kruger does not stop them, Kruger must not only protect Lee’s life but his own.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
There is no goofy or funny or odd comment about the film Eraser on Fresh Kernels.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

Where to Watch

 
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51%

Cutthroat Island

 

Cutthroat Island (1995)

40
NEUTRAL
Various
Movie Reviews51%
PG-13
1995, Adventure/Action, 2h 3m
RT Critics’ Score: 38% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 40%
Awards & Nominations: 1 nomination

 

Critics Consensus

Cutthroat Island may aspire towards the earnest thrills of classic swashbucklers, but a distinct lack of charm and stilted script make this adventure a joyless hodgepodge of the pirate genre’s flotsam and jetsam
 

Audience Consensus

Cutthroat Island” is a movie that’s so bad, it’s almost good. Almost. Geena Davis tries her best to be a badass pirate captain, but the script is a hot mess of bad jokes and cliches. It’s like they took every pirate movie trope and threw it into a blender, hoping it would come out as a masterpiece. Unfortunately, the result is a chaotic mess that’s more likely to make you seasick than entertained. If you’re looking for a good pirate movie, you’re better off watching “Pirates of the Caribbean” for the hundredth time.
 
Movie Trailer

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Movie Info

Storyline

Morgan Adams and her slave, William Shaw, are on a quest to recover the three portions of a treasure map. Unfortunately, the final portion is held by her murderous uncle, Dawg. Her crew is skeptical of her leadership abilities, so she must complete her quest before they mutiny against her. This is made yet more difficult by the efforts of the British crown to end her piratical raids.

 
Production Company(ies)
Storyville Films, Imagine Documentaries, Storyville
 
Distributor
NA
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Malta
 
MPAA / Certificate
Rated PG-13 for some strong pirate action/violence and brief sensuality
 
Year of Release
1995
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby Digital DTS
  • Aspect ratio:
    2.39 : 1
  • Runtime:
    NA
  • Language(s):
    English, Spanish, Latin, French
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Streaming): May 22, 2007

 
Genre(s)
Adventure/Action
 
Keyword(s)
starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, Frank Langella, Maury Chaykin, Patrick Malahide, Stan Shaw, directed by Renny Harlin, written by Robert King, Marc Norman, Adventure, Action, Comedy, PG-13, box office performance, budget, reviewed by Todd McCarthy, Trevor Johnston, Janet Maslin, Peter Stack, Desson Thomson, Roger Ebert, Eddie Harrison, Daniel Barnes, Nick Rogers, Emanuel Levy, Charles Cassady, produced by Renny Harlin, Joel B Michaels, Laurence Mark, James Gorman
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $10,017,322
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $19,697,660
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,719
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 2,148,055
 
US/Canada gross: $10,017,322
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $19,697,660
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,421
US/Canada opening weekend: $2,371,415
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $4,663,055
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,110
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $98,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $192,703,265
Production budget ranking: 130
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $103,770,708
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): -$276,776,314
ROI to date (est.): -93%
ROI ranking: 1,979

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Geena DavisMatthew ModineFrank LangellaMaury ChaykinPatrick Malahide
Geena Davis
Matthew Modine
Frank Langella
Maury Chaykin
Patrick Malahide
Morgan
Shaw
Dawg
John Reed
Ainslee
Geena Davis – Morgan
Matthew Modine – Shaw
Frank Langella – Dawg
Maury Chaykin – John Reed
Patrick Malahide – Ainslee
Stan Shaw – Glasspoole

 

Renny HarlinRobert KingRenny HarlinJoel B. MichaelsLaurence Mark
Renny Harlin
Robert King
Renny Harlin
Joel B. Michaels
Laurence Mark
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Renny Harlin
 
Writer(s)
Robert King, Marc Norman
 
Producer(s)
Renny Harlin, Joel B. Michaels, Laurence Mark, James Gorman

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
1 nomination
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Todd McCarthyTrevor JohnstonJanet MaslinPeter StackDesson Thomson
Todd McCarthy
Trevor Johnston
Janet Maslin
Peter Stack
Desson Thomson
Variety
Time Out
New York Times
San Francisco Chronicle
Washington Post
CUTTHROAT ISLAND
 All Critics (41) | Top Critics (10) | Fresh (16) | Rotten (25)
 What seemed like a dubious proposition on paper plays even more dubiously onscreen, as “Cutthroat Island” strenuously but vainly attempts to revive the thrills of old-fashioned pirate pictures.
 
 March 26, 2009
 
 Todd McCarthy
 Variety
 TOP CRITIC
 In this $90m revisionist swashbuckler, we get Geena Davis doing the all-action honours, and a hotchpotch script that seems to think pirate movies are so funny in themselves the need for more humour is superfluous.
 
 February 9, 2006
 
 Trevor Johnston
 Time Out
 TOP CRITIC
 t’s not possible to believe that Ms. Davis is the highly respected captain of a pirate ship, and it’s not even fun to try.
 
 May 20, 2003
 
 Janet Maslin
 New York Times
 TOP CRITIC
 June 18, 2002 | Rating: 0/4
 
 Peter Stack
 San Francisco Chronicle
 TOP CRITIC
 It takes a two-hour act of will to keep facing the screen during this moribund movie.
 
 January 1, 2000
 
 Desson Thomson
 Washington Post
 TOP CRITIC
 It is a pirate picture, pure and simple, and doesn’t transcend its genre except perhaps in the luxurious production. Leaner and meaner pirate movies have worked more or less as well, but this one gets the job done.
 
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Roger Ebert
 Chicago Sun-Times
 TOP CRITIC
 as a Saturday night frolic in ye olden style, Cutthroat Island is worth a visit
 
 March 24, 2022 | Rating: 3/5
 
 Eddie Harrison
 film-authority.com
 A chaotic jumble of bad action, juvenile comedy and chilly romance, all wrapped in a cheesecloth of limp, lifeless pirate cliches.
 
 December 11, 2018 | Rating: 1/5
 
 Daniel Barnes
 Dare Daniel
 It’s hardly the landlubber suggested by its reputation (which has more likely shifted more toward novel curiosity than cautionary tale). But if all the parties involved suspected they were going broke, they should have gone *for* broke to boot.
 
 December 3, 2015 | Rating: 3.5/5
 
 Nick Rogers
 The Film Yap
 Poorly written, acted, and executed advanture tale of pirates.
 
 August 4, 2011 | Rating: D
 
 Emanuel Levy
 EmanuelLevy.Com
 Geena Davis brings girl power to the pirate ship.
 
 December 14, 2010 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Charles Cassady
 Common Sense Media
 Hey, are you looking for an exciting movie about pirates of the, well, um, Caribbean? [Blu-ray]
 
 August 17, 2009 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 Peter Canavese
 Groucho Reviews…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Morgan Adams and her slave, William Shaw, are on a quest to recover the three portions of a treasure map. Unfortunately, the final portion is held by her murderous uncle, Dawg. Her crew is skeptical of her leadership abilities, so she must complete her quest before they mutiny against her. This is made yet more difficult by the efforts of the British crown to end her piratical raids.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
Geena Davis brings girl power to the pirate ship in Cutthroat Island.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

Where to Watch

 
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Volcano

 

Volcano (1997)

NEUTRAL
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Movie Reviews51%
NR
1997, Action, 1h 42m
RT Critics’ Score: 49% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 32%
Awards & Nominations: 1 nomination

 

Critics Consensus

Volcano’s prodigious pyrotechnics and Tommy Lee Jones’ crotchety sneers at lava aren’t quite enough to save this routine disaster film
 

Audience Consensus

Volcano may not be the most original disaster movie out there, but it sure knows how to bring the heat. The special effects are eye-popping and the action never stops, even if the characters are a bit thin. But who needs character development when you have Tommy Lee Jones as the chief of emergency services, determined to save L.A. from a malevolent tide of melted butter? It’s a glorious, over-the-top spectacle that’s perfect for a movie night with friends. Just don’t forget the popcorn and fire extinguisher.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

Joe versus the Volcano is a fable which opens with somewhat surrealistic scenes of the dehumanization of Joe Bank’s job and work environment (at a company whose product rather literally screws people) with imagery that seems to have been inspired by the classic film Metropolis. Joe is diagnosed with an incurable disease, quits his dehumanizing job, and accepts an offer to briefly “live like a king, die like a man” – but to fulfill his agreement he must willingly jump into a live volcano on the island of Waponi Woo in order to appease the volcano god. En route to the island, Joe meets a series of interesting characters in NYC and LA, then boards a yacht, captained by Patricia Graynamore. During the voyage Joe and Patricia survive disaster, fall in love, and finally arrive at the island where they face their destiny.

 
Production Company(ies)
Armada Productions,
 
Distributor
20th Century Fox, Fox
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Lanai Lookout – 8102 Kalanianaole Hwy, Honolulu, O’ahu, Hawaii, USA
 
MPAA / Certificate
PG
 
Year of Release
1990
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby
  • Aspect ratio:
    2.35 : 1
  • Runtime:
    1h 42m
  • Language(s):
    English
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): Apr 25, 1997 Original
    Release Date (Streaming): Mar 9, 1999

 
Genre(s)
Action
 
Keyword(s)
starring Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Gaby Hoffmann, Don Cheadle, Jacqueline Kim, Keith David, directed by Mick Jackson, written by Jerome Armstrong, Billy Ray, action, disaster film, box office performance, budget, reviewed by Bill Stamets, William Thomas, David Ansen, Owen Gleiberman, Todd McCarthy, Kenneth Turan, produced by Neal H Moritz, Andrew Z Davis, PG-13, Los Angeles, volcano, emergency management, geologist, lava, sewer tunnels, earthquake, police lieutenant, fire department, special effects, Tommy Lee Jones’ crotchety sneers, Anne Heche’s warning, diverting lava, 20th Century Fox, Fox, SDDS, DTS, Surround, Dolby Digital, 35mm, Flat (1.85:1)
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $39,404,261
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $90,842,164
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,068
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 9,906,452
 
US/Canada gross: $39,404,261
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $90,842,164
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 796
US/Canada opening weekend: $9,252,232
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $21,329,997
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 624
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $25,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $57,634,734
Production budget ranking: 703
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $31,036,304
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): $2,171,126
ROI to date (est.): 2%
ROI ranking: 1,384

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Tommy Lee JonesMike RoarkAnne HecheGaby HoffmannDon Cheadle
Tommy Lee Jones
Mike Roark
Anne Heche
Gaby Hoffmann
Don Cheadle
Mike Roark
Dr. Amy Barnes
Kelly Roark
Emmit Reese
Dr. Jaye Calder
Tommy Lee Jones – Mike Roark
Anne Heche – Dr. Amy Barnes
Gaby Hoffmann – Kelly Roark
Don Cheadle – Emmit Reese
Jacqueline Kim – Dr. Jaye Calder
Keith David – Police Lieutenant Ed Fox

 

Mick JacksonJerome ArmstrongNeal H. MoritzAndrew Z. Davis
Mick Jackson
Jerome Armstrong
Neal H. Moritz
Andrew Z. Davis
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Mick Jackson
 
Writer(s)
Jerome Armstrong, Billy Ray
 
Producer(s)
Neal H. Moritz, Andrew Z. Davis

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
1 nomination
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Bill StametsWilliam ThomasDavid AnsenOwen GleibermanTodd McCarthy
Bill Stamets
William Thomas
David Ansen
Owen Gleiberman
Todd McCarthy
Chicago Reader
Empire Magazine
Newsweek
Entertainment Weekly
Variety
VOLCANO
 All Critics (47) | Top Critics (16) | Fresh (23) | Rotten (24)
 Unfortunately, Volcano is also faithful to Hollywood’s legendary lack of originality…
 
 June 15, 2022
 
 Bill Stamets
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 None of it makes a hell of a lot of sense and the supporting cast are wallpaper thin, but Volcano is at least hot on entertainment.
 
 January 8, 2019 | Rating: 3/5
 
 William Thomas
 Empire Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 Volcano, busily and cheerfully hysterical, always has some new fish to fry, new truck to melt, new skyscraper to tumble or new manhole to pop with a radiant gusher of movie magma.
 
 February 28, 2018
 
 David Ansen
 Newsweek
 TOP CRITIC
 September 7, 2011 | Rating: B-
 
 Owen Gleiberman
 Entertainment Weekly
 TOP CRITIC
 Never generates a head of true excitement, partly because the characters remain constructs designed to perform defined functions, and partly due to the time-worn hokiness of the whole disaster-film format.
 
 March 26, 2009
 
 Todd McCarthy
 Variety
 TOP CRITIC
 The coast may be toast, but it’s the lava, covering everything like a malevolent tide of melted butter, that makes this a disaster picture that’s tastier than usual.
 
 February 14, 2001 | Rating: 3/5
 
 Kenneth Turan
 Los Angeles Times
 TOP CRITIC
 Volcano might not be the best volcano movie from 1997 but the action never stops.
 
 April 25, 2022 | Rating: 3.5/5
 
 Danielle Solzman
 Solzy at the Movies
 There’s a glorious faux-plausibility to the proceedings that makes movies like Volcano all the more entertaining.
 
 January 8, 2019
 
 Louis Peitzman
 io9.com
 Movies like “Volcano” exist for their gigantic, humongous, eye-popping special effects and this picture delivers those — Big Time.
 
 January 8, 2019 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 Dennis King
 Tulsa World
 You leave “Volcano” feeling a bit singed.
 
 January 7, 2019
 
 Michael Ollove
 Baltimore Sun
 Volcano was really ahead of its time and time still hasn’t caught up. In Volcano they thought of ways to stop the lava. They weren’t going to give up L.A. You don’t cast Tommy Lee Jones as the chief of emergency services and ask him to run.
 
 May 23, 2017
 
 Fred Topel
 We Live Entertainment
 The fairly anticlimactic final stretch ensures that Volcano concludes on a less-than-engrossing note…
 
 March 24, 2017 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 David Nusair
 Reel Film Reviews…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Joe versus the Volcano is a fable which opens with somewhat surrealistic scenes of the dehumanization of Joe Bank’s job and work environment (at a company whose product rather literally screws people) with imagery that seems to have been inspired by the classic film Metropolis. Joe is diagnosed with an incurable disease, quits his dehumanizing job, and accepts an offer to briefly “live like a king, die like a man” – but to fulfill his agreement he must willingly jump into a live volcano on the island of Waponi Woo in order to appease the volcano god. En route to the island, Joe meets a series of interesting characters in NYC and LA, then boards a yacht, captained by Patricia Graynamore. During the voyage Joe and Patricia survive disaster, fall in love, and finally arrive at the island where they face their destiny.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
Fresh Kernels mentions Tommy Lee Jones’ “crotchety sneers at lava” in their review of Volcano.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

 
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Cocktail

 

Cocktail (1988)

NEUTRAL
Rent/Buy From $3.99, Subscription
Movie Reviews51%
NR
1988, Romance, 1h 44m
RT Critics’ Score: 7% (BIAS DETECTED)
RT Audience Score: 58%
Awards & Nominations: 5 wins & 6 nominations

 

Critics Consensus

There are no surprises in Cocktail, a shallow, dramatically inert romance that squanders Tom Cruise’s talents in what amounts to a naive barkeep’s banal fantasy
 

Audience Consensus

If you’re looking for a movie that’s as flat as a day-old beer, then Cocktail is the perfect choice for you. Tom Cruise may ooze charm, but the mix of bar acrobatics and Caribbean love just doesn’t pack enough punch to get you drunk. Plus, the goody-goody ending is enough to make the Care Bears blush. Stick to drinking a real cocktail instead of watching this one.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

Intent on becoming a successful businessman, and even a millionaire, the ex-military man, Brian Flanagan, waits for his big break while serving drinks at a New York City tavern, and studying for his degree. However, when the charismatic cynic and veteran bartender, Doug Coughlin, becomes the ambitious Brian’s sage mentor, their chemistry, combined with the flamboyant tricks behind the bar, will soon yield fame and money until they decide to split ways. Now, as Flanagan struggles to raise money in Jamaica to open his dream bar someday, he falls hard for the striving waitress, Jordan Mooney, while a wealthy fashion executive wants to take him back to Manhattan to live with her. Is there a future between Brian and Jordan?

 
Production Company(ies)
The Directors Company, Saticoy Productions, Paramount Pictures,
 
Distributor
Touchstone Pictures
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Dunn’s River Falls, Ocho Rios, St. Ann, Jamaica
 
MPAA / Certificate
R
 
Year of Release
1988
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby Stereo
  • Aspect ratio:
    1.85 : 1
  • Runtime:
    1h 44m
  • Language(s):
    English, Spanish, Sign, L
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): Jul 29, 1988 Original
    Release Date (Streaming): Apr 29, 2003

 
Genre(s)
Romance
 
Keyword(s)
Loading…
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $171,504,781
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $439,127,925
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 347
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 47,887,451
 
US/Canada gross: $78,222,753
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $200,284,768
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 348
US/Canada opening weekend: $11,789,466
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $30,186,236
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 456
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $20,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $51,208,826
Production budget ranking: 778
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $27,575,953
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): $360,343,146
ROI to date (est.): 457%
ROI ranking: 282

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Tom CruiseBryan BrownElisabeth ShueLisa BanesLaurence Luckinbill
Tom Cruise
Bryan Brown
Elisabeth Shue
Lisa Banes
Laurence Luckinbill
Brian Flanagan
Douglas ‘Doug’ Coughlin
Jordan Mooney
Bonnie
Mr. Mooney
Tom Cruise – Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown – Douglas ‘Doug’ Coughlin
Elisabeth Shue – Jordan Mooney
Lisa Banes – Bonnie
Laurence Luckinbill – Mr. Mooney
Kelly Lynch – Kerry Coughlin

 

Roger DonaldsonHeywood GouldRobert W. CortTed Field
Roger Donaldson
Heywood Gould
Robert W. Cort
Ted Field
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Roger Donaldson
 
Writer(s)
Heywood Gould
 
Producer(s)
Robert W. Cort, Ted Field

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals
Cannes
 
Awards & Nominations
5 wins & 6 nominations
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Peter TraversRichard CorlissSheila BensonCarrie RickeyJonathan Rosenbaum
Peter Travers
Richard Corliss
Sheila Benson
Carrie Rickey
Jonathan Rosenbaum
People Magazine
TIME Magazine
Los Angeles Times
Philadelphia Inquirer
Chicago Reader
COCKTAIL
 All Critics (45) | Top Critics (15) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (41)
 As if realizing that his star hasn’t smiled for 15 minutes, Donaldson tacks on a goody-goody ending that would shame the Care Bears. How to sum up what went wrong? Cruise has a line in the movie: “Flat beer from rusty pipes.”
 
 February 26, 2019
 
 Peter Travers
 People Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 Cocktail is a bottle of rotgut in a Dom Perignon box.
 
 May 21, 2013
 
 Richard Corliss
 TIME Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 The pairing of old-hand Brown and young-hand Cruise may have been meant to remind us of Cruise and Paul Newman; if so, think of this as The Color of Counterfeit Money.
 
 May 21, 2013
 
 Sheila Benson
 Los Angeles Times
 TOP CRITIC
 It may not be a megaton bomb, but Cocktail is definitely of the Molotov type.
 
 May 21, 2013 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Carrie Rickey
 Philadelphia Inquirer
 TOP CRITIC
 Very, very stupid.
 
 May 21, 2013
 
 Jonathan Rosenbaum
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 Cruise oozes as much charm as in Top Gun and The Colour of Money, but the mix of bar-acrobatics and Caribbean love isn’t anywhere near strong enough to get you drunk.
 
 May 21, 2013 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Lola Borg
 Empire Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 Cruise was never been a bad actor, but this film about a flaming sex symbol has elevated him to definitive stardom. [Full review in Spanish]
 
 June 22, 2022
 
 Rene Jordan
 El Nuevo Herald (Miami)
 Cocktail kicks off with an entertainingly lighthearted opening stretch revolving around Brian’s initial entry into the world of bartending…
 
 July 14, 2020 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 David Nusair
 Reel Film Reviews
 Cocktail is a vacuous throwback to Saturday Night Fever — without the cultural novelty. The script is spiked with some comic lines, but overproof doses of inadvertent humor kill the effect.
 
 March 22, 2019
 
 Brian D. Johnson
 Maclean’s Magazine
 Ultimately, the ideas in this film fall as flat as stale beer and honest emotions are as watered down as cheap whiskey. This Cocktail is definitely on the rocks.
 
 February 26, 2019
 
 Jack Garner
 Gannett News Service
 Cocktail is so steeped in corn, the drama seems comedic and the comedy is about as funny as a hangover.
 
 December 9, 2017
 
 Cathy Burke
 United Press International
 Perhaps the best one can say for this bland concoction mixed by agents and the studio executives is that every bartender in Hollywood wants to be Tom Cruise and that suffices as an ironic subtext.
 
 May 21, 2013 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Adrian Turner
 Radio Times…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Intent on becoming a successful businessman, and even a millionaire, the ex-military man, Brian Flanagan, waits for his big break while serving drinks at a New York City tavern, and studying for his degree. However, when the charismatic cynic and veteran bartender, Doug Coughlin, becomes the ambitious Brian’s sage mentor, their chemistry, combined with the flamboyant tricks behind the bar, will soon yield fame and money until they decide to split ways. Now, as Flanagan struggles to raise money in Jamaica to open his dream bar someday, he falls hard for the striving waitress, Jordan Mooney, while a wealthy fashion executive wants to take him back to Manhattan to live with her. Is there a future between Brian and Jordan?
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
There is no goofy or funny comment about the film Cocktail on Fresh Kernels.
 
Movie Links Wikipedia and Rotten Tomatoes

Links
Wikipedia: Go to Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: Go to RT

 
Where to Watch

 
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Ishtar

 

Ishtar (1987)

NEUTRAL
Various
Movie Reviews51%
NR
1987, Comedy, 1h 47m
RT Critics’ Score: 37% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 39%
Awards & Nominations: 1 win & 3 nominations

 

Critics Consensus

Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, and laughter itself get lost in the desert during a flawed spoof of classic road movies that proves ill-suited for its mismatched and miscast stars
 

Audience Consensus

Ishtar is like a camel that almost ambles away with the picture, but then it falls flat on its face. It’s a movie that tries too hard to be funny and ends up being a gross miscalculation. However, there are a few memorable sequences that will make you chuckle, like the purchase of the blind camel and the use of fake Arabic in an auction scene. But overall, it lacks pace and consistent tone. It’s cute, reasonably pleasant entertainment, but not a motion picture oasis for Hoffman, Beatty, or their fans. Save your time and watch something else, like a real camel race.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

Two New York singers get lost in the desert and meet a rebel in Ishtar, causing alarm for the CIA in this flawed comedy starring Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman.

 
Production Company(ies)

 
Distributor
Columbia Pictures
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Morocco
 
MPAA / Certificate
PG-13
 
Year of Release
1987
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Mono
  • Aspect ratio:
    1.85 : 1
  • Runtime:
    1h 47m
  • Language(s):
    English
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): May 15, 1987 Original
    Release Date (Streaming): Aug 13, 2013

 
Genre(s)
Comedy
 
Keyword(s)
starring Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Isabelle Adjani, Charles Grodin, Jack Weston, Tess Harper, directed by Elaine May, written by Elaine May, comedy, box office performance, budget, reviewed by Gene Siskel, Sheila Benson, Richard Schickel, Dave Kehr, Jonathan Rosenbaum, Jay Boyar, Brian Eggert, Ángel Luis Inurria, Jack Garner, Roger Hurlburt, People Staff, PG-13, CIA, Marrakech, New York singers, Ishtar, desert, road movies, mismatched stars, outtakes, astute vision, artistic yearning, fake Arabic, auction scene, singing performance, buddy comedy, Middle East, fame, U.S
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $14,375,181
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $38,370,734
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,451
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 4,184,377
 
US/Canada gross: $14,375,181
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $38,370,734
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,184
US/Canada opening weekend: $4,331,817
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $11,562,637
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 910
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $55,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $146,807,918
Production budget ranking: 227
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $79,056,064
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): -$187,493,247
ROI to date (est.): -83%
ROI ranking: 1,910

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Warren BeattyLyle RogersDustin HoffmanChuck ClarkeIsabelle Adjani
Warren Beatty
Lyle Rogers
Dustin Hoffman
Chuck Clarke
Isabelle Adjani
Lyle Rogers
Chuck Clarke
Shirra Assel
Jim Harrison
Marty Freed
Warren Beatty – Lyle Rogers
Dustin Hoffman – Chuck Clarke
Isabelle Adjani – Shirra Assel
Charles Grodin – Jim Harrison
Jack Weston – Marty Freed
Tess Harper – Willa

 

Elaine MayElaine MayWarren Beatty
Elaine May
Elaine May
Warren Beatty
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Elaine May
 
Writer(s)
Elaine May
 
Producer(s)
Warren Beatty

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
1 win & 3 nominations
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Gene SiskelSheila BensonRichard SchickelDave KehrJonathan Rosenbaum
Gene Siskel
Sheila Benson
Richard Schickel
Dave Kehr
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Tribune
Los Angeles Times
TIME Magazine
Chicago Reader
Orlando Sentinel
ISHTAR
 All Critics (55) | Top Critics (14) | Fresh (21) | Rotten (34)
 The film fails at every level.
 
 March 19, 2019 | Rating: 0.5/4
 
 Gene Siskel
 Chicago Tribune
 TOP CRITIC
 It is a smart, generous, genuinely funny affair. Sometimes, like the camel who almost ambles away with the picture, it’s longish in the tooth, but it is based on an extremely astute vision of life.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Sheila Benson
 Los Angeles Times
 TOP CRITIC
 Reasonably genial and diverting.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Richard Schickel
 TIME Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 Ishtar is a good movie, but you can’t help but wonder if, lurking somewhere in those cans of outtakes, there isn’t a great movie, too.
 
 March 19, 2019 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Dave Kehr
 Chicago Tribune
 TOP CRITIC
 This Elaine May comedy was the most underappreciated commercial movie of 1987. It isn’t quite as good as May’s previous features, but it’s still a very funny work by one of this country’s greatest comic talents.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Jonathan Rosenbaum
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 Though far from a masterpiece, the movie is often hilarious in a sly, seemingly improvisational way.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Jay Boyar
 Orlando Sentinel
 TOP CRITIC
 What works about the film is the shared sense of artistic yearning.
 
 February 23, 2022 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Brian Eggert
 Deep Focus Review
 It seems too many people participated to save the unsalvageable. [Full Review in Spanish]
 
 June 16, 2020
 
 Ángel Luis Inurria
 El Pais (Spain)
 There are three or four memorable sequences in Ishtar — the purchase of the blind camel, the use of fake Arabic in an auction scene, and the first horrendous singing performance of stupid songs. But the film lacks pace and consistent tone.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Jack Garner
 Gannett News Service
 Ishtar is cute, reasonably pleasant entertainment, but no motion picture oasis for Hoffman, Beatty or their fans.
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 Roger Hurlburt
 South Florida Sun-Sentinel
 Beatty goes along with the casting joke of playing the nerd sidekick to Hoffman’s slick loverboy. But zany antics aren’t his forte. Hoffman’s impishness serves the film better until the sheer weight of the production grinds him down
 
 March 19, 2019
 
 People Staff
 People Magazine
 One of the grossest miscalculations of the blockbuster era.
 
 March 19, 2019 | Rating: 1/5
 
 David Parkinson
 Radio Times…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Two New York singers get lost in the desert and meet a rebel in Ishtar, causing alarm for the CIA in this flawed comedy starring Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
The film stars Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, and Isabelle Adjani.
 
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A View to a Kill

 

A View to a Kill (1985)

NEUTRAL
Various
Movie Reviews51%
NR
1985, Action, 2h 11m
RT Critics’ Score: 38% (UNBIASED)
RT Audience Score: 40%
Awards & Nominations: 2 wins & 5 nominations

 

Critics Consensus

Absurd even by Bond standards, A View to a Kill is weighted down by campy jokes and a noticeable lack of energy
 

Audience Consensus

A View to a Kill” may not be the best Bond film out there, but it’s definitely not the worst. Roger Moore may be showing his age, but he’s still charming as ever. The gadgets may not be the most impressive, but who wouldn’t want an inflatable dirigible? And let’s not forget the killer Duran Duran theme song. The villains are memorable and the set pieces are grandiose. Sure, it may be a bit silly at times, but that’s what makes it a guilty pleasure. Overall, it’s a fun and enjoyable addition to the Bond franchise.
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

James Bond has one more mission. Bond returns from his travels in the U.S.S.R. with a computer chip. This chip is capable of withstanding a nuclear electromagnetic pulse that would otherwise destroy a normal chip. The chip was created by Zorin Industries, and Bond heads off to investigate its owner, Max Zorin. Zorin may only seem like an innocent man, but is really planning to set off an earthquake in San Andreas, which will wipe out all of Silicon Valley. As well as Zorin, Bond must also tackle May Day and equally menacing companion of Zorin, while dragging Stacy Sutton along for the ride.

 
Production Company(ies)
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,
 
Distributor
United Artists
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Château de Chantilly, Chantilly, Oise, France
 
MPAA / Certificate
PG
 
Year of Release
1985
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby Stereo Dolby Surround 7.1
  • Aspect ratio:
    2.39 : 1
  • Runtime:
    2h 11m
  • Language(s):
    English, French
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Theaters): May 24, 1985 Wide
    Release Date (Streaming): Sep 4, 2007

 
Genre(s)
Action
 
Keyword(s)
starring Roger Moore, Christopher Walken, Grace Jones, Tanya Roberts, Patrick Macnee, Patrick Bauchau, directed by John Glen, written by Ian Fleming, Richard Maibaum, Michael G Wilson, produced by Albert R Broccoli, Michael G Wilson, action, PG, James Bond, microchip, Russia, Zorin Industries, Amazonian bodyguard, May Day, Silicon Valley, horse-racing scam, blimp, bridge, gadgets, campy jokes, lack of energy, critic reviews, box office performance, budget, MPAA rating, spy, investigation, villain, destruction, competition, technology, potential, sinister applications, investigation, microchip monopoly, inflatable dirigible, mandatory retirement age, kitsch quality, misogyny, sexism, sex symbol, one-liners, ski chase, climax, supporting characters, relevance, entertainment, climax, opening credits theme, John Barry’s adjusted score
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $50,327,960
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $142,151,065
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 859
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 15,501,752
 
US/Canada gross: $50,327,960
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $142,151,065
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 540
US/Canada opening weekend: $10,687,114
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $30,185,699
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 457
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $30,000,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $84,734,846
Production budget ranking: 494
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $45,629,715
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): $11,786,504
ROI to date (est.): 9%
ROI ranking: 1,353

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Roger MooreChristopher WalkenGrace JonesTanya RobertsPatrick Macnee
Roger Moore
Christopher Walken
Grace Jones
Tanya Roberts
Patrick Macnee
James Bond
Max Zorin
May Day
Stacey Sutton
Sir Godfrey Tibbett
Roger Moore – James Bond (“James St. John Smythe,” “James Stock”)
Christopher Walken – Max Zorin
Grace Jones – May Day
Tanya Roberts – Stacey Sutton
Patrick Macnee – Sir Godfrey Tibbett
Patrick Bauchau – Scarpine

 

John GlenIan FlemingAlbert R. BroccoliMichael G. Wilson
John Glen
Ian Fleming
Albert R. Broccoli
Michael G. Wilson
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
John Glen
 
Writer(s)
Ian Fleming, Richard Maibaum, Michael G. Wilson
 
Producer(s)
Albert R. Broccoli, Michael G. Wilson

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
2 wins & 5 nominations
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Jan HermanGene SiskelPaul AttanasioJay BoyarDave Kehr
Jan Herman
Gene Siskel
Paul Attanasio
Jay Boyar
Dave Kehr
New York Daily News
Chicago Tribune
Washington Post
Orlando Sentinel
Chicago Reader
A VIEW TO A KILL
 All Critics (61) | Top Critics (12) | Fresh (23) | Rotten (38)
 Moore is worth every wrinkle on his face in “A View to a Kill,” the seventh movie he has made in the Bond series and the most enjoyable since “Moonraker” back in the ’70s.
 
 May 23, 2016 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Jan Herman
 New York Daily News
 TOP CRITIC
 The film also fails on other traditional Bond levels. For example, the gadgets. Zorin and his gang have an inflatable dirigible, but so what? The key to the best Bond gadgets has been that they were something you might want to own yourself.
 
 August 21, 2015 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Gene Siskel
 Chicago Tribune
 TOP CRITIC
 It’s not double-oh-seven anymore, but double-oh-seventy, the best argument yet for the mandatory retirement age.
 
 August 21, 2015
 
 Paul Attanasio
 Washington Post
 TOP CRITIC
 Hard as it is to justify Bond films on intellectual grounds, there’s something invigorating — and strangely reassuring — about this sort of picture.
 
 August 21, 2015
 
 Jay Boyar
 Orlando Sentinel
 TOP CRITIC
 This one, directed by John Glen, just follows the numbers, plodding from one unimaginative set piece to the next.
 
 October 13, 2008
 
 Dave Kehr
 Chicago Reader
 TOP CRITIC
 Roger Moore’s last Bond and not before time.
 
 October 13, 2008 | Rating: 2/5
 
 Ian Nathan
 Empire Magazine
 TOP CRITIC
 It features a killer Duran Duran theme song but strikes out in nearly every other regard.
 
 September 25, 2021 | Rating: 2/4
 
 Matt Brunson
 Film Frenzy
 A View to a Kill is nowhere near as reviled as its reputation suggests. It might not be the proper send-off Roger Moore deserved, but the film has a great sense of fun, and its Villains are in a league of their own.
 
 July 23, 2021
 
 Jake Tropila
 Film Inquiry
 The primary villain is memorably vicious and well acted, the henchmen and their demises are bombastic and amusing, and the set pieces are extravagantly grandiose.
 
 September 8, 2020 | Rating: 8/10
 
 Mike Massie
 Gone With The Twins
 It will always be my ultimate guilty pleasure Bond film
 
 July 16, 2020 | Rating: 3.5/5
 
 Kelechi Ehenulo
 Confessions From A Geek Mind
 Where other Bond films at least have a kitsch quality, A View to a Kill is not only silly but it also commits the ultimate cardinal sin for any Bond movie – it’s boring.
 
 October 29, 2019 | Rating: 1/5
 
 PJ Nabarro
 Patrick Nabarro
 A good Bond film, filled with plenty of action and set pieces, with a great opening theme to boot! A solid note to go out on for Moore, even if he isn’t a highlight himself…
 
 January 27, 2019 | Rating: 4/5
 
 David Hogan
 hoganreviews.co.uk…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
James Bond has one more mission. Bond returns from his travels in the U.S.S.R. with a computer chip. This chip is capable of withstanding a nuclear electromagnetic pulse that would otherwise destroy a normal chip. The chip was created by Zorin Industries, and Bond heads off to investigate its owner, Max Zorin. Zorin may only seem like an innocent man, but is really planning to set off an earthquake in San Andreas, which will wipe out all of Silicon Valley. As well as Zorin, Bond must also tackle May Day and equally menacing companion of Zorin, while dragging Stacy Sutton along for the ride.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
There is no goofy or funny comment about the film A View to a Kill on Fresh Kernels.
 
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