Happy Texas

 

Happy, Texas (1999)

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Movie Reviews72%
PG-13
1999, Comedy/Lgbtq+, 1h 44m
RT Critics’ Score: 81% (BIAS DETECTED)
RT Audience Score: 55%
Awards & Nominations: 6 wins & 6 nominations

 

Critics Consensus

A smart, light-hearted romantic comedy, Happy, Texas uses its well-written script and exceptional cast to prove there’s still life left in the fish-out-of-water caper genre
 

Audience Consensus

Happy, Texas is a movie that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even want to move to a small town. Steve Zahn is hilarious as always, and the fish out of water plot is executed perfectly. The movie does have its sentimental moments, but they never feel forced or cheesy. Overall, Happy, Texas is a feel-good comedy that will leave you with a smile on your face. Just don’t try to rob a bank dressed as a beauty pageant contestant, okay?
 
Movie Trailer

Movie Info

Storyline

Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town’s Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher.

 
Production Company(ies)

 
Distributor
NA
 
Release Type
Theatrical
 
Filming Location(s)
Piru, California, USA
 
MPAA / Certificate
Rated PG-13 for language, sexual content and some violence
 
Year of Release
1999
 

Technical Specs
  • Color:
    Color
  • Sound mix:
    Dolby
  • Aspect ratio:
    1.85 : 1
  • Runtime:
    NA
  • Language(s):
    English
  • Country of origin:
    United States
  • Release date:
    Release Date (Streaming): Oct 8, 2016

 
Genre(s)
Comedy/Lgbtq+
 
Keyword(s)
Happy, Texas, comedy, LGBTQ+, 1h 44m, starring Jeremy Northam, Steve Zahn, William H Macy, Ally Walker, Illeana Douglas, directed by Mark Illsley, written by Ed Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves, produced by Mark Illsley, Rick Montgomery, Ed Stone, box office gross $1.9M, reviewed by Lisa Schwarzbaum, Emanuel Levy, Philip Kemp, Jeff Strickler, Kevin Thomas, Sarah Hepola, Joe Leydon, Richard Propes, Michael Dequina, James Sanford, Robin Clifford, PG-13, bank robbers, mistaken identity, child beauty pageant, fish-out-of-water, romantic comedy, Texas Panhandle, local sheriff, attraction, schoolteacher
 

Box Office Details

Worldwide gross: $1,955,933
Worldwide gross (inflation-adjusted): $3,510,954
Worldwide gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 2,276
Worldwide tickets sold (est.): 382,874
 
US/Canada gross: $1,955,933
US/Canada gross (inflation-adjusted): $3,510,954
US/Canada gross ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,904
US/Canada opening weekend: $72,056
US/Canada opening weekend (inflation-adjusted): $129,343
US/Canada opening weekend ranking (inflation-adjusted): 1,835
 
Budget and Earnings Details
Production budget (est.): $2,500,000
Production budget (inflation-adjusted): $4,487,570
Production budget ranking: 1,930
Marketing and distribution budget (inflation-adjusted est.): $2,416,556
Box office net earnings to date (inflation-adjusted est.): -$3,393,172
ROI to date (est.): -49%
ROI ranking: 1,687

 
Movie Cast & Crew

Cast & Crew

Jeremy NorthamSteve ZahnWilliam H. MacyAlly WalkerIlleana Douglas
Jeremy Northam
Steve Zahn
William H. Macy
Ally Walker
Illeana Douglas
Harry Sawyer
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Josephine “Joe” McClintock
Doreen Schaefer
Jeremy Northam – Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn – Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. Macy – Sheriff Chappy Dent
Ally Walker – Josephine “Joe” McClintock
Illeana Douglas – Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey – Robert “Bob” Allen Maslow
Mark Illsley – Director/Producer/Writer
Rick Montgomery – Producer
Ed Stone – Producer/Writer
Phil Reeves – Writer

 

Mark IllsleyEd StoneMark IllsleyRick MontgomeryEd Stone
Mark Illsley
Ed Stone
Mark Illsley
Rick Montgomery
Ed Stone
Director
Writer
Producer
Producer
Producer

Director(s)
Mark Illsley
 
Writer(s)
Ed Stone, Mark Illsley, Phil Reeves
 
Producer(s)
Mark Illsley, Rick Montgomery, Ed Stone

 
Movie Reviews & Awards
Film Festivals

 
Awards & Nominations
6 wins & 6 nominations
 
Academy Awards

 

Top Reviews
Lisa SchwarzbaumEmanuel LevyPhilip KempJeff StricklerKevin Thomas
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Emanuel Levy
Philip Kemp
Jeff Strickler
Kevin Thomas
Entertainment Weekly
Variety
Sight & Sound
Minneapolis Star Tribune
Los Angeles Times
HAPPY, TEXAS
 All Critics (54) | Top Critics (15) | Fresh (44) | Rotten (10)
 September 7, 2011 | Rating: B-
 
 Lisa Schwarzbaum
 Entertainment Weekly
 TOP CRITIC
 Steve Zahn shines in Illsley’s feature debut, elevating this eccentric small-town comedy two notches above the level of writing. Using the fish out of water format, this Sundance premiere begins well but then declines rapidly.
 
 January 29, 2007 | Rating: B-
 
 Emanuel Levy
 Variety
 TOP CRITIC
 …although it reverts to slapstick for its set-piece chase finale, for most of its length Mark Illsley’s debut film offers an unexpectedly gentle, even sentimental comedy of sexual identities…
 
 December 2, 2002 | Rating: 4/5
 
 Philip Kemp
 Sight & Sound
 TOP CRITIC
 A charming fish-out-of-water romantic comedy, the modestly budgeted Happy, Texas more than makes up in heart what it lacks in splash.
 
 November 6, 2002 | Rating: 4/5
 
 Jeff Strickler
 Minneapolis Star Tribune
 TOP CRITIC
 Happy, Texas is a hoot, a hilarious comedy that’s smart and caring, yet sexy and ingenious enough that it just might stir up some of that elusive Full Monty-style box-office appeal.
 
 February 14, 2001 | Rating: 4.5/5
 
 Kevin Thomas
 Los Angeles Times
 TOP CRITIC
 January 1, 2000 | Rating: 3.5/5
 
 Sarah Hepola
 Austin Chronicle
 TOP CRITIC
 “Happy, Texas” is a fresh, frisky and very funny feel-good comedy that delights in upending expectations by avoiding cheap shots and demeaning caricatures.
 
 September 3, 2021
 
 Joe Leydon
 The Moving Picture Show
 It is a film I love, a film I watch regularly, and a film that makes me laugh each and every time.
 
 September 10, 2020 | Rating: 3.5/4.0
 
 Richard Propes
 TheIndependentCritic.com
 Every bit as cheery as the title implies–but good will can only go so far.
 
 January 3, 2009 | Rating: 2.5/4
 
 Michael Dequina
 TheMovieReport.com
 first-time filmmaker Illsley displays a surprisingly firm yet gentle hand with both his script and his enormously appealing cast.
 
 November 14, 2005 | Rating: 3/4
 
 James Sanford
 Kalamazoo Gazette
 April 9, 2005 | Rating: B-
 
 Robin Clifford
 Reeling Reviews
 May 14, 2003 | Rating: 3/4
 
 Jeanne Aufmuth
 Palo Alto Weekly…

 
Movie Plot & More
Plot
Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town’s Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher.
 
Trivia

 
Goofs / Tidbits
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