Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say John Herzfeld’s Average ROI ranking is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if the haystack was made up of 1,999 other directors and he was the only needle. And with a Status of F-List, it’s safe to say he’s not exactly the cream of the crop. Sorry, John.
 

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March 14, 1947
 

John Herzfeld was born in the United States.
 

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Average ROI: 112%
ROI Rank: 466
 
Well, John Musker may be on the F-List, but at least he’s in the top 25% of directors with a 466th ranking. That’s like getting a participation trophy at the Olympics!
 

John Musker is an American film director, producer, and screenwriter known for his work on several successful Disney animated films. He co-directed classics such as “The Little Mermaid,” “Aladdin,” and “Moana” with his longtime collaborator Ron Clements. Musker retired from Disney in 2018 after a 41-year career with the company.
 

November 8, 1953.
 

John Musker was born in Chicago, Illinois.
 

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Average ROI: 100%
ROI Rank: 506
 
John Woo may not be in the top 10% of directors in terms of ROI, but with a rank of 506 out of nearly 2,000, he’s definitely still on the A-List. Plus, he’s got enough slow-motion doves and explosions to make any movie a hit in our hearts.
 

John Woo is a Hong Kong film director, producer, and screenwriter known for his highly stylized action films. He gained international recognition in the 1980s and 1990s with films such as A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, and Hard Boiled. He later transitioned to Hollywood and directed films such as Face/Off and Mission: Impossible II.
 

September 22, 1946.
 

John Woo was born in Guangzhou, China.
 

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Average ROI: 13%
ROI Rank: 742
 
Well, Jonathan Mostow may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10% either. And hey, being an A-List director is still pretty impressive, even if it’s not quite A+ material.
 

Jonathan Mostow is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer. He is best known for directing the films “Breakdown,” “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” and “Surrogates.” Mostow began his career in the film industry as a writer and director of independent films before moving on to bigger budget Hollywood productions. He has also worked in television, directing episodes of shows such as “From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series” and “Hunters.”
 

November 27, 1961
 

Jonathan Mostow was born in Woodbridge, Connecticut.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Josh Brandon’s Average ROI is so low, it’s like he’s competing with a bunch of toddlers making lemonade stands. He’s definitely on the F-List, but hey, at least he’s not last…right? Maybe he should stick to directing cat videos on YouTube.
 

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Average ROI: -43%
ROI Rank: 869
 
Well, Julia Ducournau may be on the F-List, but at least she’s in the top 50% of directors with a solid 869th place ranking and a respectable ROI of [insert percentage here].
 

Julia Ducournau is a French film director and screenwriter known for her work in the horror genre. She was born on November 18, 1983, in Paris, France. Ducournau studied film at La Fémis, a prestigious film school in Paris, and began her career as a director with the short film Junior in 2011. Her feature film debut, Raw (2016), premiered at the Cannes Film Festival and received critical acclaim for its visceral and provocative portrayal of a young woman’s coming-of-age story. Ducournau’s work often explores themes of identity, sexuality, and the human body. She is considered one of the most exciting and innovative filmmakers working today.
 

November 18, 1983.
 

Julia Ducournau was born in Paris, France.
 

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Average ROI: -76%
ROI Rank: 955
 
Well, Justin Chadwick may be ranked 955 out of nearly 2,000 directors in the Fresh Kernels Database, but at least he’s not in the bottom 1%! And hey, being on the F-List just means he’s part of an exclusive club, right?
 

Justin Chadwick is a British film and television director. He is best known for directing the films “The Other Boleyn Girl” and “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”. Chadwick has also directed several episodes of popular television series such as “Bleak House” and “The Crown”.
 

October 5, 1968
 

Justin Chadwick was born in Salford, England.
 

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Average ROI: 61%
ROI Rank: 605
 
Well, Kasi Lemmons may be ranked 605 out of nearly 2,000 directors in the Fresh Kernels Database, but hey, that’s still in the top 31%! And let’s not forget, being on the B-List is still better than being on the C-List…or the D-List for that matter.
 

Kasi Lemmons is an American film director, writer, and actress. She was born on February 24, 1961, in St. Louis, Missouri. Lemmons began her career as an actress, appearing in films such as “The Silence of the Lambs” and “Candyman.” She made her directorial debut with the 1997 film “Eve’s Bayou,” which she also wrote. The film was critically acclaimed and won several awards. Lemmons has since directed several other films, including “The Caveman’s Valentine” and “Talk to Me.” She is known for her focus on African American stories and characters in her work.
 

December 24, 1961.
 

Kasi Lemmons was born in St. Louis, Missouri.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Ken Russell’s ROI is so low, it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack…if the haystack was made up of 1,999 other directors with better returns. And with a status of F-List, it’s safe to say he won’t be making any blockbuster hits anytime soon. Sorry, Ken.
 

Ken Russell was a British film director known for his provocative and controversial films. He was born on July 3, 1927, in Southampton, England, and began his career as a freelance photographer before transitioning to filmmaking. Russell’s films often explored themes of sexuality, religion, and the human psyche, and he was known for his visually stunning and surreal style. Some of his most famous films include “Women in Love,” “The Devils,” and “Tommy.” Russell passed away on November 27, 2011, at the age of 84.
 

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Ken Russell was born in Southampton, England.
 

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Average ROI: 121%
ROI Rank: 445
 
Well, Kim Ki-duk may be a B-List director, but at least he’s in the top 25% of the Fresh Kernels Database in terms of ROI. That’s something to be proud of, right?
 

Kim Ki-duk is a South Korean film director, screenwriter, and producer. He was born on December 20, 1960, in Bonghwa, North Gyeongsang Province, South Korea. Kim Ki-duk is known for his unique and controversial films that often explore themes of violence, sexuality, and spirituality. He has directed over 20 films, including “The Isle,” “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring,” and “Pieta.” Kim Ki-duk has won numerous awards for his work, including the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival for “Pieta” in 2012.
 

December 20, 1960.
 

The birthplace of Director Kim Ki-duk is Bonghwa, North Gyeongsang Province, South Korea.
 

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