Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Desiree Akhavan’s ROI ranking is somewhere between “I made a profit selling lemonade on the corner” and “I invested in a pyramid scheme.” But hey, at least they’re not on the Z-list, right? #DListStruggles
 

Desiree Akhavan is an Iranian-American filmmaker, writer, and actress. She is best known for her feature films “Appropriate Behavior” and “The Miseducation of Cameron Post,” which won the Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival in 2018. Akhavan is also known for her work on the HBO series “Girls” and her own series “The Bisexual.” She is an advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and representation in film and television.
 

July 11, 1984.
 

Desiree Akhavan was born in New York City.
 

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Average ROI: 485%
ROI Rank: 69
 
Well, Don Siegel may be ranked 69th in the Fresh Kernels Database, but at least he’s not on the F-List like some other directors. And hey, 69% is still a passing grade, right?
 

Don Siegel was an American film director and producer, known for his work in the film noir and action genres. He directed over 40 films in his career, including classics such as “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” and “Dirty Harry.” Siegel was known for his efficient and economical style of filmmaking, and his ability to create tension and suspense on screen. He passed away in 1991 at the age of 78.
 

October 25, 1912
 

Don Siegel was born in Chicago, Illinois.
 

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Average ROI: 5%
ROI Rank: 764
 
Well, Ed Harris may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10% either. And with his A-List status, he’s still living the Hollywood dream!
 

Ed Harris is an American actor, producer, and director. He was born on November 28, 1950, in New Jersey. Harris began his career in the late 1970s and has since appeared in numerous films and television shows. He has been nominated for four Academy Awards and has won several other awards for his work in the entertainment industry. While Harris has directed a few films, including “Pollock” and “Appaloosa,” he is primarily known for his acting career.
 

November 28, 1950.
 

Ed Harris was born in Tenafly, New Jersey.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, Elite Zexer may not have a rank in the Fresh Kernels Database, but I’m pretty sure they’re somewhere in the 99.9% percentile of D-List directors. Keep reaching for the stars, Elite!
 

Elite Zexer is an Israeli film director and screenwriter. She is best known for her debut feature film, Sand Storm, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2016 and won the Grand Jury Prize in the World Cinema Dramatic category. Zexer has also directed several short films and documentaries, and her work has been screened at festivals around the world.
 

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The birthplace of Director Elite Zexer is Tel Aviv, Israel.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Eran Riklis is so far down the list of Average ROI in the Fresh Kernels Database, they might need a submarine to find their status. And with a Status of F-List, it looks like they’ll be staying underwater for a while. We’re talking less than 1% here, folks.
 

Eran Riklis is an Israeli film director, screenwriter, and producer. He was born on June 2, 1954, in Jerusalem, Israel. Riklis has directed several critically acclaimed films, including “The Syrian Bride,” “Lemon Tree,” and “Dancing Arabs.” He has won numerous awards for his work, including the Best Director award at the Jerusalem Film Festival and the Best Film award at the San Sebastian International Film Festival. Riklis is known for his ability to tell complex stories with sensitivity and nuance, often exploring themes of identity, politics, and human relationships.
 

October 19, 1954
 

The birthplace of Director Eran Riklis is Jerusalem, Israel.
 

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Average ROI: 156%
ROI Rank: 374
 
Well, Evan Goldberg may not be in the top 10%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10% either. Let’s just say he’s comfortably mediocre with a 374th ranking and an F-List status. Keep trying, Evan!
 

Evan Goldberg is a Canadian film director, screenwriter, and producer. He is best known for his collaborations with Seth Rogen, including the films “Superbad,” “Pineapple Express,” and “This Is the End.” Goldberg has also directed and produced the TV series “Preacher” and “Future Man.”
 

August 11, 1982.
 

Vancouver, Canada.
 

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Average ROI: -83%
ROI Rank: 980
 
Well, Fernando Trueba may not be in the top 50%, but at least he’s not in the bottom 50% either. And with a status of F-List, I guess he’s just happy to be included at all!
 

Fernando Trueba is a Spanish film director, producer, and screenwriter. He was born on January 18, 1955, in Madrid, Spain. Trueba began his career as a film critic before transitioning to directing in the 1980s. He is best known for his films Belle Epoque, which won the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film in 1994, and Chico & Rita, which was nominated for Best Animated Feature at the 84th Academy Awards. Trueba has also directed several documentaries and has been recognized with numerous awards throughout his career.
 

January 18, 1955.
 

Fernando Trueba was born in Madrid, Spain.
 

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Average ROI: 345%
ROI Rank: 125
 
Well, Frank Coraci may be ranked 125th in the Fresh Kernels Database, but at least he’s not in the bottom 10%…oh wait, he’s on the F-List. Nevermind.
 

Frank Coraci is an American film director, writer, and actor. He is best known for directing comedy films such as “The Wedding Singer,” “Click,” and “Blended.” Coraci has also directed several episodes of television shows such as “The King of Queens” and “The Neighbors.” He began his career as an actor, appearing in small roles in films such as “The Waterboy” and “Around the World in 80 Days.” Coraci was born on February 3, 1966, in Shirley, New York.
 

February 2, 1966
 

Frank Coraci was born in Shirley, New York.
 

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Average ROI: NA
ROI Rank: NA
 
Well, let’s just say Gabe Polsky’s ROI ranking is so low, it’s practically underground. We’re talking like 0.0001% territory. Sorry, Gabe, looks like you’re stuck on the D-List for now.
 

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March 3, 1979.
 

Gabe Polsky was born in Chicago, Illinois.
 

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Average ROI: 71%
ROI Rank: 581
 
Well, Gavin O’ may be on the C-List, but at least he’s in the top 30% of directors in terms of Average ROI in the Fresh Kernels Database. That’s something, right?
 

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